A rickety tree house with a pirate flag, set in front of a rainbow.

You found Fort Nonsense

The secret hideout of Captain Cait

While Fort Nonsense is an actual historical location in New Jersey, this Fort Nonsense is just a place to get silly on the internet. There’s no point in this page other than to have fun.

Claim your treasure

And join the crew

We’ll mail you a fun surprise and add you to the crewmates list below. No spam, no marketing – just treasure.

A CMB x RAD Collab

We’re friends who appreciate some good ol’ fashioned procrastifun.  Life is long and absurd – We hope this made you smile.